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- me: when is a cute ass boy gonna love me???
- also me: BITCH I LOVE BEING ALONE I'M SUCH AN INDEPENDENT ASS BITCH WHO NEEDS A BF LMAO
repeat after me: I am a fucking awesome person who has dealt with so much shit and I have made it through it all and am still cute af and smart and funny and nice and intelligent and I kick ass
Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
please reblog this
Take the title of the last song you heard and add “in my ass”
Blessings in my ass
Only Wanna Give It To You…in my ass
gimme more in my ass….
rico in my ass
Big Daddy in my ass
😳wow didi.
Lol hey hey…it’s a good song
Troy Ave- Doo doo in my ass
Yearning for your love in my ass - the gap band
:(
Player’s Ball in my ass
:(((((
ppl who are sad on valentines day make ME sad ..buy your own chocolate… drink a whol bottle of wine ..slap ur own ass.. .live
Slap your own ass…..
Did I stutter ????
Slap
Ya
Own
Ass
if you don’t like armin arlert we can’t be friends
same with mikasa ackerman tbh
and eren jaeger
and if you think jean is still an asshole fuck you
Marco is only half the man he used to be
that was unnecessary
Annie had a total crush on Petra, wouldn’t you agree?
NO
“Shut your gay ass up, Simon”
“You gay as fuck wit yo gay ass”
“You look like a Bill. Yo name should be Bill or Buck or some shit”
“You fuckin gay as fuck”
“Look at the front of yo shit, look like the back of yo shit, on the top of that shit”
“Walking on yo tippy toes like a bum, nigga who the fuck walk on they muthafuckin toes? Like a fucking crack head. Strong ass calfves, shooting up”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I forgot all about posting this :(((
Anonymous asked:
thugilly answered:
GIRL, BYE! “CHARACTER ASSASSINATION?” BITCH, YOU LIED! DON’T GET MAD BECAUSE YOU GOT CAUGHT IN A LIE! AND HOW DARE SHE TRY TO BRING UP KANYE INTERRUPTING HER IN 2009 WHEN SHE’S BEEN MILKING THAT SHIT HER WHOLE ENTIRE CAREER. OOOOO, I CAN’T STAND THIS BITCH. OL’ LYING ASS, FAKE ASS, PHONY ASS, BITCH!!
(This is my responding to the Instagram post btw)
*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute